Lord Lawrie (Earth)
| Lord Lawrie | |
|---|---|
 "Bless you ma'am!" | |
| Real Name: | Benjamin Lawrie |
| Birthday: | 9th October |
| Squadron: | (Exists only in the real world) |
| Join Date: | N/A |
| Characters: | N/A |
Lord Lawrie (aka Benjamin Lawrie) is an acquaintance of Face, or Callum "Face" Fraser, who was somehow convinced in a moment or madness to attend the Great RS Meet 2007. Once there he found himself surrounded by a somewhat agreeable group of Star Wars crazed types.
Fortunately this meeting was a grand opportunity to impart some choice British phrases, and impart a little bit of British in the form of Britannia (god bless you ma'am). Amongst the choice phrases you may have heard from him are 'Pishwash', 'Minister of Intergalactic Affairs', 'I'm going to eat you for breakfast', 'undercrakers', 'undercraker dispenser', 'holy inferiority complex Batman' and also when Callum was driving, 'Face, get in lane' or abbreviated on occasion to simply 'Ahhhh, I'm going to die in a fiery ball where they are not going to be able to work out who I am, where I'm from, or why there is a Wookie in the sewage system of HMW Britannia'. However, the last one never really caught on.
When not driving around in a Winnebago (and crashing in Rav4's, creating a Rav4 sandwich) wearing a 'Hat Of Adventure' he also has more mundane tasks to perform. For starters he works for Lloyd's, a fairly well know finance institution where he has perfected the art of looking busy (the single piece of paper method is most common), and more importantly getting paid for it.
As well as this he is also a Magistrate or Justice. Rather than Lord Lawrie his correct title should be Justice Lawrie, or Your Honour. The reason for Lord Lawrie is long winded and involves much discussion around The Great Turnip Revolution of 1662*, thus shall be conveniently glossed over. However it is quite correct that should Callum ever have to come into a court presided over by Lord Lawrie, he would have to bow to him.
One final characteristic to note that due to him being of a British nature he of course hates the French, remembering to always note that they are cheese eating surrender monkeys.
* Please note, the correct date for The Great Turnip Revolution is currently under dispute... the alternative date being 1661.
